December 2009
64 posts
kitteh:
Here’s what really baffles me: these people who actually have boyfriends/girlfriends. Because, what are the chances of you both liking each other? Plenty of people have liked me, but not the people I like, and I’ve liked people, who either didn’t like me, or who I ended up just deciding I didn’t like anymore. And then there are the people whom I like, whom I think like me back, but I’m...
Not gonna lie
I love Alina Marie Pena a lot more than anyone else.
SARA WABER IS PRETTY GREAT
(via awina)
awe wow cutes… that is soo sweet… so unlike you :)
dear jews,
crashboxx:
awina:
samsantos:
(via lioncub)
i’m sorry if you’re a little lonely today and tomorrow on tumblr. it’s okay. i still love you a lot. you have the best looking boys out of any of the other religions, so at least you have that!
have a marvelous rest of the year ;* <3
i think you said it all.
this is dumb. i should have thought to do this on Hanukkah. dear christians and...
Laughing at brittanys picture like yeah.
(via thardcore)
this make me reallly laugh out loud
DAmn shes making fun of your boobs. gone too far now
– carolina
“Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
– brittany murphy(Clueless) (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
awina:
There’s a place in this world Where people like me are found by people like you So find a place as this forever divine Oh yeah you’re the best damn friend that I’ll ever have You’ll always smile upon me when the seasons bad You’ll always make me feel best even when I’m blue You’ll always smile upon me and I’ll smile upon you too
i have a headache right now im drinking coffee watching Law and Order SVU marathon and waiting for my christmas tree to go up i found out my Jersey Shore nickname and forgot that last night was the first night of Hanukkah
CHRISTMAS TREE DAY!
(via kitteh)
me tooooooo
reblog .
uglyanthony:
datsraces:
lovesupremequeen:
electricdinosaurs:
1. Had sex: $10.00
2. Smoked: $3.00
3. Got drunk: $7.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $5.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $2.00
8. Fell asleep in class $0.50
9. Been expelled: $5.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got...
If you're on AIM and your away message says, "I'm...
(via uglyanthony)
sooo neverforgets.... fyi... btw... i felll in... →
uglyanthony:
I’ve been working in banking for about 3 years now and for some strange reason I’ve always wanted to get robbed. Not like a major heist with hostages or anything like that. Just a small note slip. It would make my job a little more exciting. We had to take our annual robbery training last week and they showed us real footage of all the different type of robberies that can happen. In...
With your cigarette stained lies.
raulalex:
(via optimusvargas)
Could we fix you if you broke?
& is your punchline just a joke?
i’ll never talk again oh boy you’ve left me speechless You’ve left me speechless…so speechless
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People...
– Elton John (via art-or-porn)
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some...
– Woody Allen (via art-or-porn)